So Stop & Shop called me at
eight in the morning on my one day off this week to get me to come in.
They left a message saying “Call us back if you get this message, we wanna know one way or the other.”
I didn’t wake up until 4 PM today and the shift they wanted me to cover was 11-5, I’m pretty sure that call was completely useless.
Sorry, man, I go into a coma on my days off. “If left unattended for more than five hours, is known to go unconscious for half a day” is the warning message they print on newer models of me.
The Danielle 5.0 is coming out soon, gonna see if I can get that hardware update.
The Beta promised I’d stop snorting loudly in the presence of people I’ve never met before but I dunno, we’ll see.
They tend to make promises they can’t keep and get really overzealous with their updates.
