I don’t know what sociable demon has taken over my body since my arrival at UMass,
but I’m really excited about it. I keep talking to people. And they keep talking back. Do you know how much easier conversations go when you’re not worried the other person thinks you’re an idiot? This is great! Is this how socialization works? Is this why people like it so much?
Not interested in an exorcism, don’t wanna be saved, wood lyke 2 keep dis demon plz.
Although, if it’s the same demon who stole my umbrella and hid it somewhere in my room even though I know I saw it three days ago then you’re kind of an ass and wherethehellisit?
Apparently I’m blaming demons for everything now.
I expect you to get behind it without questioning it.





